LittleJuJu and I having a conversation at the fountain in the mall...
LittleJuJu tossing coins and making wishes, stops to stare dreamily at all of the glittery coins:
Him: Man. I wonder who has to pick all of these things up and count 'em.
Me: I don't know. I know I wouldn't want that job.
Him: Me either. I bet hell could do it.
Me: Ahhh. Hell?
Him: Yeah...hell.
Me: ....
Him: You know...Hell. Jesus's dad?
Maybe it's time to break out the Dan Brown novels?