What? You think since I haven't updated since Thursday, that I've had a baby or something?
You'd be wrong. Remember? I told you, no baby. I'm carrying 30 pounds of extra weight around, concentrated in my belly, because I eat too many cookies. Damn those freaking cookies.
Lazy Sunday here at my house. It's 3 pm and we're all still in jammies. Football on the TV, I don't really have much to report but I didn't want to leave you hanging another day or so with no word on that baby that is not coming.
What'd you do this weekend?
I cleaned out my pantry and organized the vitamins and medicine. You'd think I'm still nesting or something.
Ha.HA.HAHAHAH.
pooooor ever pregnant Jenny.
I promise you will NOT be pregnant for ever. Honest.
Posted by: Pamalamadingdong | Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Soon, soon, soon! Gotta hate those 14 month pregnancies....
Posted by: Shann | Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 06:36 PM
Look at it this way. By the time the kid comes out, it'll be all potty trained and eating table food!
Posted by: Maribeth | Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 07:35 PM
At least you didn't slack the whole weekend away like I did...
Posted by: Mom | Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 08:16 PM
I sensed that the last laugh in this post was maniacal. If so, then I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Mark | Monday, November 13, 2006 at 09:08 AM
Poor Jenny! Hopefully your delivery will be a breeze since the little one is toying with you on when he's going to come. Relax, get as much done as you can, and keep us posted.
Posted by: Jamie | Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:32 AM
You know.....this boy will decide to show up at the worst possible moment. Hang in there kiddo.
Posted by: luann | Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:41 AM
I watched Parental Control on MTV. Hours and hours of Parental Control. Clearly I have issues. :)
Jujubee 2.0 is warm and cozy... I wouldn't want to face the real world until I absolutely had to either. :) You should make him uncomfortable. Start wearing belly shirts and forcing him to hang out in the cold. Maybe then he'd stir. :)
Posted by: jo | Monday, November 13, 2006 at 04:09 PM
Tomorrow. I have a feeling.
Posted by: Beth | Monday, November 13, 2006 at 08:16 PM
I'm thinking good, laborious thoughts just for you!
Posted by: Chris | Monday, November 13, 2006 at 08:40 PM
so? how about now? Anything? Babies? ??
Posted by: Pamalamadingdong | Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 04:41 PM
No. Nothing.
My computer was down all day though...I went through serious withdrawl.
Posted by: JuJuBee | Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 08:33 PM
".....(elephant) pregnancy lasts for around 22 months.
This is one of the longest gestation periods in the animal kingdom. (The blue whale, for example, has a gestation period of around 1 year".
For some elephant porn, please see:
http://www.upali.ch/pregnancy_en.html
Posted by: MJR | Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 09:04 PM
I know what you mean about withdrawl. I couldn't live without this computer. Are we pathetic.
Posted by: Lori | Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:05 PM
oh no you haven't updated your blog in 2 days........ you must have had him by now!
Posted by: Leah | Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:19 PM
MJR:LOL.
Wouldnt it be cool if you broke the record for longest period of time being pregnant. No, JKJK..that wont happen
Posted by: Buie | Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 02:29 AM
STILL no baby!
that is on stubborn kid.
It's time to evict him.
Posted by: Pamalamadingdong | Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 08:19 AM