It's Only Fair

I'm thinking that if I burn an entire pizza in the oven (sorry Mom) and eat it anyway...the calories should not count, right?

Also? I am drinking wine tonight. I do remember all of your pleas to drunk post. I will try to stay strong, but can't promise anything.

Comments

[Becky]

Raising a glass to you.... when you say a toast before each glass the calories are negated as well....

[Mom]

You didn't really eat it did you? Ugh. Eat some lettuce or cardboard or something. No flavor and no calories are better than burnt pizza. Better yet, eat some freakin' calories! Winter is coming, you need the fat to keep you warm. That, and the wine will help :-)
Love,
Mom

[Jeff A]

I'm with you on that one. Just like Birthday cake has no calories either!