Yeah, yeah. I'm here and I'm pissy. That will happen when you haven't slept in over 7 months (I am figuring in the last month or two of pregnancy because, well, I didn't sleep then either). BabyJuJu and I had a little talk around 4:30 this morning after I brought her downstairs. She has decided that she'd like to start a company selling bumper stickers, clothing, coffee mugs, key chains and the like (who says 'and the like'?) sporting her new favorite slogan:
You Can Sleep All You Want When You Are Dead!
Her target audience would be infants and toddlers in the 1 day to 2 year old age bracket. She thought the tag line would look great on a line of onesies (calming blue colored with sheep all over...for irony). I told her that I thought it was great idea but not to expect her father and I to fund this endeavor. She is on her own there. I'm sure she'll think of some way to raise the money during all of those hours she is NOT SLEEPING.
Speaking of being pissy, come on over to The Peevery where we are holding auditions to add a new peever or two to the mix. It's been said that it's better than cable.
Send her my way. I'll straighten out her little soft-as-velvet ass.
Posted by: The Greatest Aunt | Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 02:16 PM
Well I am sure I will be buying something of hers in the future :)
Posted by: Amanda | Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 02:56 PM
I'll be buying! At my stage of the game, I find this quite humerous! On the other hand, if I were you, there would be NO humor! You shouldn't publish something that sounds like such a "good" idea! You watch, it will be the hottest thing on the market next!
Posted by: Tammy | Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 10:41 PM
Yeah. Sign me up. Beth and I could use matching shirts or something :-)
Posted by: Chris | Friday, September 09, 2005 at 09:06 AM
What a smart little cookie, I'm sure she'll make a fortune!
Posted by: Katie | Friday, September 09, 2005 at 10:02 PM
I need one of those bumper stickers! My little one is 2 months and I think is gearing toward getting up more often at night. Maybe we can start a chat group online for all of us awake at that time? Ha.
Posted by: girl | Monday, September 12, 2005 at 09:51 PM