Maybe He'll Potty Train Early Too?

My little monster, Andrew, has been quite the handful lately. I was in the bathroom last week and Madeline came to tell me to, "COME LOOK! HAHAHA! ANDREW IS OUTSIDE! HEEHEEHEE!" and sure enough, when I ran into the living room, there he was, standing on the front porch pushing his face into the screen door and giggling. He'd let himself out. Thank god he hadn't gotten off the porch.

He has been pulling out the dining room chairs and climbing up and onto the table, hands and knees. He has started to pull out the drawers in the kitchen and loves to try and see what he can get out...plastic and rubber spatulas=okay and knives=very NOT OKAY.

I don't know how to further childproof our house, I think I might need to "Andrew" proof my life instead.

He just got his first haircut...so even though he is far from being two, the cut makes it look a bit more believable that we're in the terrible stage.

God help us.

Comments

[Lori]

How cute is he!!!!!!! I always say to my kids, " You're lucky you're cute!" That's what saves them. LOL

[Lori]

Oh, and the terrible stage, as I'm sure you know, is not limited to the terrible twos. I have some pretty funny names for all the ages, but I am pretty sure you do not want me using profanity in your comments. LOL

[JuJuBee]

Profanity is encouraged

[Lori]

You can imagine what the four's are called then. LOL

[One Wink]

Cute pics, scary post.
I think Lori is laughing a little too maniacally.

[Lori]

I'm always afraid I will be taken the wrong way. You can not convey tone throught the computer.

[JuJuBee]

It's hard to offend me, VERY hard...so don't censor yourself here!

[One Wink]

(I hope Lori knows I was kidding!)

[Lori]

I do now.